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Going to Light + Building? Use our jargon buster!

With the advent of LEDs and the Internet of Things, lighting executives have learned a baffling new language of three-letter acronyms and buzzwords. Use our jargon buster to work out what they REALLY mean....

TRADE shows such as next week’s Light + Building in Frankfurt can confusing with so much marketing hype  flying around. With the advent of LEDs and the Internet of Things, lighting executives have learned a baffling new language of three-letter acronyms and buzzwords. So we’ve updated our handy ‘jargon buster’ to help you understand what people really mean:

 

 

 

IoT

Instead of Turnover

 

This solution enables symbiotic buildings

Please don’t ask me what this means

 

This is a breakthrough year for OLED

Which is what I said in 2016, 2014, 2012, 2010, 2008…

 

This is our Bluetooth Mesh enabled product

I only heard the phrase Bluetooth Mesh from our sales director at breakfast

 

We collaborated with a leading architect to design this

We paid a bonkers fee for an intern

 

This is scalable technology
We haven’t finished the software and version 3.2 will be out soon.
 

The lighting market is very dynamic

We’ve just been bought by a Chinese company

 

We are demerging the lamp business

The Chinese are killing us

 

We are now a pure-play lighting business

We are for sale because we don’t make any money

 

Connectivity

Dimming

 

Beyond illumination

We can’t make any money selling lights

 

We are part of a multibrand strategy

We compete with ourselves

 

Personalisation

You can dim this light

 

Smart lamp

You can dim this lamp over the internet

 

Smart cities

You can dim this street light over the internet

 

Ecosystem

Expensive dimming

 

The product is driverless

It’s got annoying flicker

 

This is humancentric lighting

It’s witchcraft

 

We are targeting the horticultural market

We are making loads of money supplying lamps to cannabis growers

 

This is a circadian rhythm lighting system

We can dim between warm and cool white

 

We’re developing a Power over Ethernet offer

We’ve partnered with Cisco because we are scared of Google

 

We’ve integrated the light within architecture

We’ve used LED tape

 

We offer lighting as a service

Our lights are so expensive the only way we can sell them is to bundle them up in a confusing contract

 

We’re always happy to see a developing market

Who let the Chinese companies into this hall?

 

Golden tail

We still sell the old shit

 

This is our new brand

Prices have gone to the dogs, so we’ve ripped the guts out and cut the spec to the bone

 

This is our new design concept

None of these products is ready

 

Light on your terms

Use our LED module and end up with a fixture just like everyone else

 

Dali

A great idea 20 years ago

 

Dali 2

A great idea 10 years ago

 

We’ve reinvented the pendant

It looks like that design classic from 20 years ago

 

It’s IoT ready

We don’t have a clue what it means, but we put it in the data sheet because everyone else does

 

Lightcentricity

We’ve made this up, but if we all say it enough times, I’m sure it will make it into someone’s marketing hype

 

We are committed to sustainability

We want to sell you more stuff

 

We are committed to the circular economy

We pay our WEEE dues

 

Disruptive technology

One huge multi-national pushing aside another huge multi-national

 

Iconic

We’ve run out of adjectives to describe an ordinary office block

 

Intuitive interface

Similar to what you’re used to

 

A seamless interface

Which only connects with our own system

 

Fully automatic

No one knows if it’s working

 

Available next quarter

It doesn’t exist

 

Updated design

The last one didn’t work

 

Extensive testing

We’ve been worried that it leaks

 

Challenging few months

The company that has taken us over are idiots

 

I’ll get back to you on that

I’m not interested in you

 

I’ll just get the technical manager

Your breath smells

 

Please leave your business card to be entered into a draw

We’re selling all of these to the Chinese

 

Ergonomic design

We’ve copied someone else’s

 

Missed any? Add yours in the comments box at the bottom of the page…

 

    •    Meet the Lux team at Light + Building. Our video crew will be filming in our special interview studio in the Messe and our journalists will be scouring the halls for innovation. Get updates on Twitter from @LuxReview. Meet the crew at O’Reilly’s Irish Bar, opposite the hauptbahnhof in Frankfurt city centre, at 9pm on Thursday 22 March. The Lux team will wearing their distinctive red rugby jerseys. The Light + Building exhibition starts on Sunday 25 March and runs through to Friday 23 March. Around 2,600 exhibitors will showcase their lighting products to over 210,000 visitors, almost half of whom come from outside Germany.